Is It Just Me, Or Is My Monitor Breathing?
Is it just me, or is my monitor breathing?
Beverly: "O'Brien, Geordi, Worf, Wesley...my *son*!
They have been the living, breathing backbone of this ship for over three years!...
Lisa: Hi, Alison, I'm Lisa Simpson. Oh, it's great to finally meet someone who converses above the normal eight-year-old level.
Alison: Actually, I'm seven. I was just skipped ahead because I was getting bored with the first grade....
Lisa: I _have_ to join the team or I'll get an F that will haunt me for the rest of my life.
[in the future, Lisa is being sworn in] Ma...
How 'bout coming up to my place for a spot of heavy breathing?
I ran Dblspace on my monitor and now it's 28 inches!
There is a penguin sitting on the top left corner of my monitor... He's watching you!
Wiggum: [gasping, panting] No...no! Wait a minute -- [tries breathing] Bronchial tubes clearing.
..asthma disappearing! Acne remains, but....
Ignore me... I'm just here for my looks!
We delivered our child via natural childbirth, the procedure invented by a man named Lamaze--the Marquis de Lamaze, a disciple of Dr.
Josef Mengele, who concluded that women could counteract the incredible pain of childbirth through breathing....