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Dieting Is When The Days Seem Longer And The Meals Shorter.
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Dieting is when the days seem longer and the meals shorter.
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If miniskirts get shorter they wont be allowed any longer.
Is it better to have a leg longer than the other or shorter?
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As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. -- Robert Quille
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
-- Blaise Pascal...
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
-- Blaise Pascal...
Do married people live longer, or does it just seem that way?
Sorry, but I no longer seem to remember how it was you got here.
