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• Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
  A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course*!...
• Have screwdriver, will fix.
• Plumbers do it under the sink.
• Plumbers do it with plumber's friends.
• Plumbers do it with snakes and helpers.
• The grand leap of the whale up the Fall of Niagara is esteemed, by all who have seen it, as one of the finest spectacles in nature.
  -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)...