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• For your information, I just made a cool $25 playing the market.
  Buy low, sell high, that's my motto. I may just quit my job at the power plant and become a full-time stock....
• I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
  -- James Bore...
• Hi! I can't answer the phone right now. Bob, that's my pet parakeet, just swallowed a cherry bomb.
  It wasn't lit, but I've got to get him to the bathroom....
• Is that my phone bill or the national debt?
• Wrote my own communications software in LISP. Got a phone bill for a thousand dollars.
  My computer keeps calling itself. -- Rod Schmid...
• I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker.. But now I can't remember WHO he is... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Hello, Phone Company? It's about my bill...
• I just washed my phone line and can't do a thing with it.
• I only started a BBS to save on the phone bill