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  These include the following: not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one....
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  for then, Appears your phantom shape- Speaking as I have known you speak....
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• When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English.
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• Why are you looking for more knowledge when you do not pay attention to what you already know?
• I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you are going to say in twenty minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it.
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