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  but when you cannot express it in numbers, your knowledge is of a meagre and unsatisfactory kind...
• If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of a walking shape so as not to frighten the dogs.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you. -- Albert Einstei
• When I speak to you about myself, I am speaking to you about yourself.
  How is it you don't see that? -- Victor Hugo...
• One condition is basic for an spontaneous public speech, and that is that one spend perhaps the better part of a month preparing it, editing it and then reducing it.
  One should never speak for twenty minutes when one has a thirty second idea....
• Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep". Now doesn't "gay shlafen" have a softer, more soothing sound than the harsh, staccato "go to sleep"?
  Listen to the difference: "Go to sleep, you little wretch!...
• Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep". Now doesn't "gay shlafen" have a softer, more soothing sound than the harsh, staccato "go to sleep"?
  Listen to the difference: "Go to sleep, you little wretch!...