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• Anyone can grab a Tiger by the balls, but it takes a real man to squeeze! -- Anonymou
• You may be redneck... if your kid takes a siphon hose to Show-and-Tell.
• Any fool can write a bad advertisement, but it takes a genius to keep his hands off a good one.
  -- David Ogilvy...
• I myself have dreamed up a structure intermediate between Dyson spheres and planets.
  Build a ring 93 million miles in radius -- one Earth orbit -- around the sun....
• The value of compassion cannot be over-emphasized. Anyone can criticize.
  It takes a true believer to be compassionate. No greater burden can be borne by an individual than to know no one cares or understands....
• Don't Write On Walls! -- Graffiti O' the Week You want I should type? -- underneath
• If God had not meant us to write on walls, he would never have given us an example.
• Fortune's graffito of the week (or maybe even month)
  Don't Write On Walls! (and underneath) You want I should type?...