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• The more data I punch in this card, the lighter it becomes, and the lower the mailing cost.
  -- Stan Kelly-Bootle, The Devil's DP Dictionary...
• The more data I punch in this card, the lighter it becomes, and the lower the mailing cost.
  -- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary...
• The more data I punch in this card, the lighter it becomes, and the lower the mailing cost.
  -- S. Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary...
• Why don't I just give you this pen with my phone number on it.
  It looks just like a cigar. Isn't that something!...
• Skinner: Big Daddy's trademark calling card -- it's right here inside the skull.
  Wiggum: [shakes the card out of the skull] Looks like we got our first case ever, Skinny Boy....
• Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil.
• Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil. -- Lazarus Long
• Mork calling Orson, Mork calling Orson.