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• The more data I punch in this card, the lighter it becomes, and the lower the mailing cost.
  -- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary...
• The more data I punch in this card, the lighter it becomes, and the lower the mailing cost.
  -- S. Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary...
• cursor address, n: Hello, cursor! -- Stan Kelly-Bootle, The Devil's DP Dictionary
• cursor address, n: "Hello, cursor!" -- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary
• default, n.: [Possibly from Black English De fault wid dis system is you, mon.
  ] The vain attempt to avoid errors by inactivity. Nothing will come of nothing...
• default, n.: [Possibly from Black English "De fault wid dis system is you, mon.
  ] The vain attempt to avoid errors by inactivity. "Nothing will come of nothing...
• The Devil's DP Dictionary: Stan Kelly-Bootle McGraw-Hill
  1981 ISBN 0-07-034022-6 This pastiche of Ambrose Bierce's famous work is similar in format to the Jargon File (and quotes several entries from jargon-1) but somewhat different in tone and intent....
• Theorem: All programs are dull. Proof: Assume the contrary
  i.e., the set of interesting programs is nonempty....