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• The atom bomb is a paper tiger... Terrible to look at but not so strong as it seems. -- Mao Zedong
• There is a limit to the admiration we may hold for a man who spends his waking hours poking the contents of chickens with a stick.
  -- Tom Robbins, "Jitterbug Perfume...
• You will visit some faraway land that has long been in your waking thoughts.
• Put a tiger in your tank - it's the ideal anti-personnel weapon for use in the small confines of military vehicles.
• Stay back! I have a hockey stick and I know how to use it!
• Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys. Lazarus Long
• Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime.
  For a first offense, that is. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Hope is a waking dream. -- Aristotle
• Why, you barfly, I'll stick a wick in your mouth and use you for an alcohol lamp!
  -- Charlie McCarthy (Edgar Bergen)...