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• In the next century it will be the early mechanical bird which get the first plastic worm out of the artificial grass.
  -- Bill Vaugha...
• Either heaven or hell will have continuous background music.
  Which one you think it will be tells a lot about you. -- Bill Vaugha...
• We prefer the old-fashioned alarm clock to the kind that awakens you with soft music or a gentle whisper.
  If there's one thing we can't stand early in the morning, it's hypocrisy. -- Bill Vaugha...
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• Life is a game. In order to have a game, something has to be more important than something else.
  If what already is, is more important than what isn't, the game is over....
• computer confetti n. Syn. chad. Though this term is common, this use of punched-card chad is not a good idea, as the pieces are stiff and have sharp corners that could injure the eyes.
  GLS reports that he once attended a wedding at MIT during which he and a few other guests enthusiastically threw chad instead of rice....
• computer confetti: n. Syn. {chad}. Though this term is common, this use of punched-card chad is not a good idea, as the pieces are stiff and have sharp corners that could injure the eyes.
  GLS reports that he once attended a wedding at MIT during which he and a few other guests enthusiastically threw chad instead of rice....
• life n. 1. A cellular-automata game invented by John Horton Conway and first introduced publicly by Martin Gardner ("Scientific American", October 1970)
  he game's popularity had to wait a few years for computers on which it could reasonably be played, as it's no fun to simulate the cells by hand....