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• As a math atheist, I should be excused from this. -- Calvi
• Mr. Custer? Can I be excused for the rest of the afternoon?
• Quote #85 While clearing out my file cabinet, I uncovered the following, which struck me as relevant to a lot of what goes on in comp.
  isks. Quoted from a paper, 'The Emperor's Old Clothes', by Charles Antony Richard Hoare, published in CACM Feb 1981...
• I can't seem to to get all the pieces to fit. When the pieces come in contact contact their shape is distorted by some power.
  Maybe some heat would solve solve the problem....
• I make stained-glass contact lenses--for people who want to sleep in church. -- London Lee
• Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to or-diddely-order.
  Let's see if we can't put an end to this strike fuss, huh?...
• The point I have been patiently trying to make," Godwin said impatiently, "is that you expect far too much of a first sentence.
  Think of it as analogous to a good country breakfa...
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Steven Wrigh...