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• The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.
  -- Woody Alle...
• I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should marry for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
  -- Woody Alle...
• Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star. WOODY ALLEN
• How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
  -- Woody Alle...
• Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. -- Woody Alle
• Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. WOODY ALLEN
• ESOTERIC, adj. Very particularly abstruse and consummately occult.
  The ancient philosophies were of two kinds, -- _exoteric_, those that the philosophers themselves could partly understand, and _esoteric_, those that nobody could understand....
• There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
  -- Woody Alle...