Interchangeable parts won't.
-- The RPCISPE's Eleventh Universal Law
-- The RPCISPE's Eleventh Universal Law
Related:
- Parts that cannot be assembled incorrectly will be.
The RPCISPE's Tenth Universal... - Interchangeable parts aren't.
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Kilpatrick's... - Actual service conditions cannot be met in the laboratory.
The RPCISPE's Fourth Universal... - Operation instructions shipped with the unit will be discarded by Receiving.
The RPCISPE's Fourteenth Universal... - Specified Service Conditions will be exceeded.
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The RPCISPE's Sixteenth Universal... - That device requiring the most service will be least accessable.
The RPCISPE's Fifteenth Universal... - Warrantee and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
The RPCISPE's Twentieth Universal... - Interchangeable parts
won't... - All delivery promises must be multiplied by a factor of 2.0.
The RPCISPE's Eighth Universal...
From the same category:
- Your tagline hunting license has expired.
Lose 2 packets... - Every so often I find myself giving out a business address
over the phone that includes the postal code M5H 2N6.
I'm always tempted to say: "M as in Mormon... N... - According as the man is, so must you humour him.
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Terence (185-159 BC) -- Adelphoe, Act iii, Sc. 3,... - A miser is someone who earns his money the
hoard way... - The mutant alien skull man has a smile for all smiles,
an answer for all answers...
