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• Spreadsheet - A program that gives the user quick and easy access to a wide variety of highly detailed reports based on highly inaccurate assumptions.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Word Processor - Software that magically transforms its user into a professional author.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Integrated Software - A single product that deftly performs hundreds of functions the user never needs and awkwardly performs the half-dozen he uses constantly.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Windows - A method of dividing a computer screen into two or more unusably tiny portions.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Business Graphics - Popular with managers who understand neither decimals, fractions, Roman numerals, nor PI but have more than a passing acquaintance with pies and bars.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• World Domination, One CPU Cycle At A Time Forget about searching for alien signals or prime numbers.
  The real distributed computing application is "Domination@World", a program to advocate Linux and Apache to every website in the world that uses Windows and IIS....
• Raw Data: A naked android.
• Riker: "Mister Data, is it possible to plant a command into the Borg collective consciousness?
  Data: "It is conceivable, sir. But it would require altering the pathway from the root command, to affect all intricate branchpoints in the--" Rike...
• Raw data for raw nerves. -- The Temple of the Screaming Electro