A lot of schools around New York keep sending school reporters to interview
me. So this girl comes over from a girls' college the other day and she
says, "How old should a girl be before she goes to a prom in a strapless
dress?" I said, "If it stays up, you're old enough."
-- Selma Diamond
me. So this girl comes over from a girls' college the other day and she
says, "How old should a girl be before she goes to a prom in a strapless
dress?" I said, "If it stays up, you're old enough."
-- Selma Diamond
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