Related:

• I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.
  -- Harry S. Truman (1884-1972)...
• IBM: I Buy Macintosh.
• And I thought computers where supposed to make our lives easier!
• I never thought I'd miss the Carter Administration.
• Hell,I even thought I was dead.But I found out I was just in Nebraska.
  -- Little Bill,in Unforgive...
• Computers never make mistrakes.
• I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I though
  What the hell good would that do? -- Ronnie Shake...
• LUKE: Obi-Wan! You told me that the Macintosh was a dead platform.
  BEN: Macintosh was seduced by the dark side. It ceased to truly be Apple and became an aspect of Microsoft....
• Chernobyl used MACs.