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• YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT .......
  We finally got one to work -- computer terms as seen from a Marketing point of view...
• I like overkill. -- Post Brothers Comic
• Lisa: This is so cool, Bart. We're just like Woodward and Bernstein.
  Bart: Yeah, except their dad wasn't waiting in the car reading Archie comics....
• Bart: So whoever it is who wrote that note wants to meet us here tonight?
  Lisa: This is so cool, Bart. We're just like Woodward and Bernstein....
• At about 2500 A.D., humankind discovers a computer problem that *must* be solved.
  The only difficulty is that the problem is NP complete and will take thousands of years even with the latest optical biologic technology available....
• No man was ever taken to hell by a woman unless he already had a ticket in his pocket, or at least had been fooling around with timetables.
  -- Archie Goodwi...
• We 'll have a swashing and a martial outside, As many other mannish cowards have.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 3...
• Today for show and tell I've brought a tiny marvel of nature
  a single snowflake. I think we might all learn a lesson from how this utterly unique and exquisite crystal turns into an ordinary, boring molecule of water, just like every other one, when you bring it in the classroom....
• Homer: Will you all stop worrying about that stupid comet?
  It's going to be destroyed, didn't you hear what that guy in the building said?...