Bart: So whoever it is who wrote that note wants to meet us here
tonight?
Lisa: This is so cool, Bart. We're just like Woodward and Bernstein.
Bart: Yeah, except their dad wasn't waiting in the car reading Archie
comics.
Homer: Stuck-up Riverdale punks...think they're too good for me!
-- Homer's greatest failing, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
tonight?
Lisa: This is so cool, Bart. We're just like Woodward and Bernstein.
Bart: Yeah, except their dad wasn't waiting in the car reading Archie
comics.
Homer: Stuck-up Riverdale punks...think they're too good for me!
-- Homer's greatest failing, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Related:
- Lisa: This is so cool, Bart. We're just like Woodward and Bernstein.
Bart: Yeah, except their dad wasn't waiting in the... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important
than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow
Mel.
Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big... - Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad... - Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants... - Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you... - Homer: OK, so we can't go over the fence.
Marge: I feel so helpless.
What if something happens to them? Homer: I'm sure...
