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• Lisa: This is so cool, Bart. We're just like Woodward and Bernstein.
  Bart: Yeah, except their dad wasn't waiting in the car reading Archie comics....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow Mel.
  Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big....
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
  Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Homer: OK, so we can't go over the fence. Marge: I feel so helpless.
  What if something happens to them? Homer: I'm sure they're fine, honey....