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• When I was five, my parents moved to Texas. When I was nine, I found them.
• They spend years searching for their natural parents, convinced their parents will be happy to see them.
  I mean, really, can you imagine someone being happy to see an orphan?...
• 14) "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law.
  Jerry Seinfeld...
• When I was growing up, all my friends wanted to have sex with anything that moved.
  Why limit yourself?" I told them. -- Emo Philip...
• I never heard the old song of Percy and Douglas that I found not my heart moved more than with a trumpet.
  -- Sir Philip Sidney (1554-1586) -- Defence of Poesy...
• I will not sell land in Florida.
• I was perfect--and then my parents got hold of me.
• My parents feel I was well conceived.
• I have stripped off my dress; must I put it on again?
  I have washed my feet; must I soil them again? When my beloved slipped his hand through the latch-hole, my bowels stirred within me [my bowels were moved for him (KJV)]....