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• I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
  -- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad...
• I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
  -- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad...
• Lump the whole thing! say that the Creator made Italy from designs by Michael Angelo!
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "The Innocents Abroad...
• The waves most washed me off the raft sometimes, but I hadn't any clothes on, and didn't mind.
  -- Mark Twain, Huckelberry Fi...
• The cross of the Legion of Honour has been conferred upon me.
  However, few escape that distinction. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "A Tramp Abroad...
• I have been complimented many times and that embarrasses me
  I always feel they have not said enough. MARK TWAIN...
• What gets me is that estimated tax return. You have to guess how much you're gonna make.
  You have to fill it out, fix it up, sign it, send it in....
• Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...