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• If you're an archeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out it's not a skull but just an old dried-out potato.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I'm a solipsist and, I have to say, I'm surprised there aren't more of us.
  -- from a letter to Bertrand Russell...
• May your hair constantly try to escape your skull, violently.
• A Woman is a two edged sword ... driven through your skull.
• Suddenly he would brandish a paperweight and shout `Foo, you rat!
  I'll put nine grams of lead in your skull!'' -- Aleksandr I....
• If this is heaven, why am I bored out of my skull?
• Is that simple enough, as a bit, a bit surprised by your message.
• Script: ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode!