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• I'm so nervous, I just sit and smile.
• I haven't laughed so much since yesterday.
• Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat.
  -- What most people are thinking when they say "I love you" -- Dick, age 7...
• Yesterday I got a ticket just for watching the movie SPEED!
• I needed it yesterday.
• I had a dream last night... I dreamt about 1976. I dreamt about a country with incurable brain damage.
  .. I even dreamt they gave it a heart transplant. Then I woke up and I knew it was only a nightmare....
• You've got to think about tomorrow! TOMORROW! I haven't even prepared for *yesterday* yet!
• You've got to think about tomorrow!" "TOMORROW! I haven't even prepared for *_________yesterday* yet!
• If I ever needed a brain transplant, I'd choose a teenager's because I'd want a brain that had never been used.