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• Judge not the horse by his saddle. -- Chinese proverb
• Judge not the horse by his saddle. Chinese Proverb
• My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg...
• The honeymooning couple agreed it was a fine day for horseback riding.
  After a mile or so, the bride's mount cantered under a low tree and a branch scraped her forehead lightly....
• Since Cleopatra died, I have liv'd in such dishonour that the gods Detest my baseness.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Antony and Cleopatra -- Act iv, Sc. 14...
• My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
• Pollution is so bad that when I put air in my tires two of them died. -- Lee Tully
• I don't understand some phrases. Take "I look forward to seeing you.
  Why don't you listen forward to looking me? One night a woman came to me after a concert and said, "I haven't laughed so much since my husband died....
• I get lonesome sometimes. I get lonesome right in the middle of a crowd. ELVIS PRESLEY