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• Well I've been to one world fair, a picnic and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I even heard come over a set of earphones!
  -- Major Kong, from Dr. Strangelove...
• Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the war room!
  -- President Mercan Muffly, from Dr. Strangelove...
• You wanna know what I think? I think you're some kinda deviated prevert!
  I think General Ripper found out about your preversions and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts!...
• Dr Strangelove Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room. --Peter Selle
• I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
  -- Clint Eastwood in Pink Cadillac...
• I just thought I might mosey over to the war room for a few minutes and see what's doing over there.
  -- Gen. Buck Turgidson, from Dr. Strangelove...
• Tell ya what--You just start your countdown and ol' Buck'll be back before you can say 'blast-off!
  ' -- Gen. Buck Turgidson, from Dr. Strangelove...
• You try any preversions in there, and I'll blow your head off. -- Dr. Strangelove
• You can have a winner [in a nuclear war]. -- George Bush, 1980.
  In 1984, he said, ``I never said that.'' -- The original interview had been taped...