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• I was just looking at her name tag, Honest.
• I am looking for a honest man. -- Diogenes the Cynic
• I can't be humble -- it's just not honest.
• I am looking for an honest man. -- Diogenes (325 BC)
• Man: Well, sir, I'll be honest with you: I need a large African elephant and I need it today.
  But I'm afraid this just isn't what I'm looking for....
• Woman: I've been waiting for you, Lisa. Lisa: [gasps] How did you know my name?
  Woman: Your nametag. ["Hi, I'm Lady Lisa"] Would you like to know your future?...
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• Honest honey, I was at the office!
• Looking at the stars.... M - O - O - N that spells "Bob" .....