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• Let me get this straight: The less I hit the ball, the better I am doing .
  .. Then why do it at all? -- Johnny Hart ("BC")...
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it.
• There's no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
  -- Mary Little...
• I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today.
  I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. -- Don Adam...
• It's hard having a big nose. All my pullover shirts have stretch marks.
  I go to the beach, my friends make me lie on my back facing north so they can tell time....
• As having nothing, and yet possessing all things. -- New Testament -- 2 Corinthians vi, 10
• Lord of himself, though not of lands; And having nothing, yet hath all.
  -- Sir Henry Wotton (1568-1639) -- The Character of a Happy Life...
• Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
  -- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg...