Bart: Ohh, I just missed out on the greatest opportunity of my entire
life! George Burns was right: show business is a hideous bitch
goddess.
Lisa: Cheer up, Bart. Milhouse is still going to need a true friend,
someone to tell him he's great. Someone to rub lotion on him.
Someone he can hurl whiskey bottles at when he's feeling low!
Bart: You're right, Lis. I can suck up to him, like the religious
people suck up to God.
-- Bart deconstructs religion, "Radioactive Man"
life! George Burns was right: show business is a hideous bitch
goddess.
Lisa: Cheer up, Bart. Milhouse is still going to need a true friend,
someone to tell him he's great. Someone to rub lotion on him.
Someone he can hurl whiskey bottles at when he's feeling low!
Bart: You're right, Lis. I can suck up to him, like the religious
people suck up to God.
-- Bart deconstructs religion, "Radioactive Man"
Related:
- Bart: Ohh, all these new superheroes _suck_! None of them can hold
a candle to "Radioactive Man".
Milhouse: The only decent new one is "Radiation Dude"... - Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of
us got the part.
[Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands... - Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so
sweet!
Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house... - Bart: Oy! This guy's tough.
Lisa: Bart, we're going to have to outsmart him.
Bart: I dunno, he's pretty sharp. He saw right through... - Lisa: Why don't you go see Grampa?
Bart: What can <he> do?
Lisa: He'll give you good advice. He's the toughest... - Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so... - Homer: You didn't expect that, did you. And neither will he.
Bart: You mean that I should fight dirty, Dad? Homer...
