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• I know my computer likes me... it shared an IRQ.
• IRQ dropou
• But, officer, I only had two beers.
• I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod
  my shadow does that much better. -- Plutarch...
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• I only had a couple beers. -- Famous Last Word
• I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
• Save changes before exit? (Y)es, (N)o, (W)hat changes?
• Your picture of the world often changes just before you get it into focus.