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  her eyes were blue I knew just what she wanted to do Her skin so soft, her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine I didn't know how but I tried my best I started by placing my hands on her breast I remember my fear, my fast beating heart But slowly she spread her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once - the white stuff came At last it's finished, it's all over now My first time ever at milking a cow....
• Her father loved me; oft invited me; Still question'd me the story of my life, From year to year, the battles, sieges, fortunes, That I have passed.
  I ran it through, even from my boyish days, To the very moment that he bade me tell i...
• Warm eyes, wet lips Gently touch my finger tips Soft sigh
  ilky hair Longing for me to touch her there Her begging eyes Her whimpering cries Urgent needs of one so sweet Bring me quickly to my feet The night is warm, there is no doubt It's my turn to take the dog out....
• I must stop here... my fingers are hoarse.
• This morning I caught my wife in a lie ... I'm sitting there in the kitchen, having some coffee, biscuits, some jelly.
  About eleven-thirty my old lady came in, and her wig was amuss....
• Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
  Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie"....
• I was using a Microsoft Window one day, and it slammed on my fingers!!
• My hair is my own. I paid for it. I own it. -- Carl Reine
• I have a 14400 bps modem and 1.8 bps fingers.