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• Beep, Beep... nope, not Felix the cat...
• Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash....
• I like to leave messages *before* the beep.
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• I don't purr - I don't beep - I ain't cute!
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• This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you couldn't hear that.
  Lemme try again. (Beep) Nuts, once more with feeling....