I had amnesia once or twice.
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before. -- Steven... - I had my coathangers spayed.
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Steven... - The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice.
Everything had two shadows. -- Steven... - As long as I can remember,
I've had amnesia... - Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
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Steven... - Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
Steven... - I was skydiving horizontally.
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Steven... - I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars.
But I had to give it back. -- Steven...
