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• I wonder why prostitution is illegal. Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?
  -- George Carli...
• Go, Soul, the body's guest, Upon a thankless arra
  Fear not to touch the best, The truth shall be thy warra...
• I'm Rush Limbaugh's Homosexual Liberal Democratic Lover.
• I'm Rush Limbaugh's Liberal Democratic domestic partner.
• I had some morals, but I gave them away. -- Liberal motto
• Why do I write? I write to entertain my friends and to exasperate our enemies.
  To unfold the folded lie, to record to truth of our time, and, of course, to promote esthetic bliss....
• I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it.
• Republicans lie -- Democrats "change their mind." -- Liberal hypocrisy
• When in doubt, tell a lie. -- Liberal Rule # 1