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• Many promising reconciliations have broken down because, while both parties came prepared to forgive, neither party came prepared to be forgiven.
  -- Charles William...
• To err is human, but I forgive you.
• The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, "Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgive
  confess them to man and you will be laughed at. -- Josh Billing...
• Honey, if you shave my face I'll never forgive you for it!
• If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see.
• 'You know my motto: Forgive and uh... the other thing.'
• When you strike a child, take care that you strike it in anger, even at the risk of maiming it for life.
  A blow in cold blood neither can nor should be forgiven. -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Most of us can forgive and forget; we just don't want the other person to forget that we forgave.
  -- Ivern Ball, "National Enquire...