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• The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
• You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. Navajo Proverb
• There is only one thing worse than dreaming you are at a conference and waking up to find that you are at a conference
  and that is the conference where you can't fall asleep....
• Could you please continue with the petty bickering?
  I find it most intriguing. -- Data, "Haven", stardate 41294.5...
• One morning, Daddy bear came down for breakfast to find his porridge bowl empty.
  He angrily growled,"who`s been eating my porridge?...
• I never fall asleep driving. I wake up driving!
• You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday. -- Garfield