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  And I was sure you'd head west, because Springfield slopes down that way....
• Make Headlines! Use a corduroy pillow.
• Adam West is tied to a giant waffle iron! How will he escape?
• In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles.
• Marge: {I got a report on a domestic disturbance at this address.
  } Skinner: {Yes, indeed there is. There's an inflatable bath pillow that mother and I both enjoy....
• Whenever you use a jump, be sure of your destination.
• Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.