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• Homer: But how did you find me? Marge: Well, I was sure you'd be on foot, because you always say public transportation is for losers.
  And I was sure you'd head west, because Springfield slopes down that way....
• Grampa: [dials the remote] Hello?? Hello?? Stupid cordless phone!
  I'll try the old fashioned model. [speaks into an iron] Ahh, that's better....
• The pancake house was robbed. How waffle.
• If you use a waffle iron for a pillow, be sure it is unplugged. -- Gary Owe
• In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles.
• Bart: Hey look! Is that dad? Lisa: Either that, or Batman's really let himself go.
  -- You mean he looks like Adam West? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron.
  That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, "Hey look....