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  -- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
• The more you know, the more confusing everything becomes.
• Eat less than you think you want, eat with your intelligence, not your stomach.
  Never get up from the table with an inward, silent apology for being a pig. -- Coco Chanel...
• Estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by 2, add 3, and change the unit of measure to the next higher unit.
  Thus we allocate 2 days for a one-hour task. -- Westheimer's Time Estimation Rule...
• The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.
  Let others think his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig....
• Fortune finishes the great quotations, #2 If at first you don't succeed, think how many people you've made happy.
• I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune says, but I'm not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what it means.
• You shouldn't try to teach a pig to sing. You waste your time and it annoys the pig.
• Marge: Tomorrow night, it might be nice to go out for dinner.
  Homer: Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? Marge!...