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  They wrap you up in a nice clean sheet, And throw you in about 6 feet deep....
• Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
  -- Coco Chanel...
• Have you ever been in a restaurant and there's a couple in the next booth being overly affectionate?
  They're necking and groping and you're trying to eat your eggs....
• The Party Law: The more food you prepare, the less your guests eat.
• How to eat chocloate chip cookies like a child: Half-sit, half-lie on the bed, propped up by a pillow.
  Read a book. Place cookies next to you on the sheet so that crumbs get in the bed....
• 1) Never eat on an empty stomach. (2) Never leave the table hungry.
  (3) When traveling, never leave a country hungry....
• RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED (1) Never eat on an empty stomach.
  (2) Never leave the table hungry. (3) When traveling, never leave a country hungry....
• RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED 1. Never eat on an empty stomach.
  2. Never leave the table hungry. 3. When traveling, never leave a country hungry....