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• If you start to walk, a bus appears when you are exactly halfway between stops.
• Have you ever felt like a wounded cow halfway between an oven and a pasture?
  walking in a trance toward a pregnant seventeen-year-old housewife's two-day-old cookbook?...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you start typing semi-colons at the end of sentences instead of full stop
• Bus drivers do it in transit.
• The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
  JESSEL...
• The biggest step you can take is the one you take when you meet the other person halfway.
• Two sodium atoms are walking along the street when one stops and says, "Oh my God, I think I've lost an electron!
  "Are you sure?" asks the other sodium atom. "Yes," replies the first sodium atom, "I'm positive....
• when the cart stops do you whip the cart or whip the ox?
• The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called.
  Cats take a message and get back to you....