If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you
think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd
be wrong though. It's Hambone.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd
be wrong though. It's Hambone.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
Related:
- People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly.
But they forget the negative side, which is the preening. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey... - If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this,
but that's another weakness.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey... - I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't
hypnotize you.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey... - In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should
automatically disqualify you.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey... - Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait.
Not me, you. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey... - If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends
are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend
you were swimming.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey... - If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors
came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a
good idea to say, "I swallowed it.
So sue me." -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey... - 0353 Have you ever made a "flippy" disk? -- from THE HACKER TEST
- I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that
says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of courtesy.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
