If You Saw Two Guys Named Hambone And Flippy, Which One Would You Think Liked Dolphins The Most?

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you
think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd
be wrong though. It's Hambone.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey