If You're A Thanksgiving Dinner, But You Don't Like The Stuffing Or The Cranberry Sauce Or Anything Else

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If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the
cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but
instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then,
later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake
cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey