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• The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #11
• When you have sufficient supplies and ammo, the emeny takes 2 weeks to attack.
  When you are low on supplies and ammo, the enemy decides to attack that night....
• If the enemy is in range, so are you. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #01
• If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed at you. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #10
• If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #13
• If the platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #22
• If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #18...
• One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #32
• The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecure channel.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #54...