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• Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring.
  Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at the end of Van Halen-1....
• I cut down trees, I skip and jump.
• Most folks they like the daytime, 'cause they like to see the shining sun.
  They're up in the morning, off and a-running till they're too tired for having fun....
• I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk!
  But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do.....
• I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.
• You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• All I want for Christmas is a dead Jim Kirk!
• I'm wobbling and I can't fall down! -- Weeble