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• You can't run with the big dogs if you're peeing with the puppies.
• You may be redneck... if you have more than twelve dogs under your porch.
• You may be redneck... if your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
• You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
  If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster. -- Lewis Carroll...
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....
• You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests?
  Just a big bag of blood. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• For the rest of your life you must run, Your day in the sun is done, You're a LIBERAL.
  .. Run, liberal, run! ... Big government was your creed...
• Big cats can kill you!