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• If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you must be at least a foot shorter than them.
• If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you clearly don't understand the situation.
• If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you'll be the tallest person in the room.
• If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you just don't understand the problem.
  -- Evans' Law...
• Evans's Law: If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you just don't understand the problem.
• If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, perhaps you have misunderstood the situation.
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• If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, consider an exciting career as a guillotine operator!
• Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
  Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!...
• Keep your head and your heart going in the right direction and you will not have to worry about your feet.