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• If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Tie a yellow ribbon around Jane Fonda's neck..
• In a bottle, the neck is always at the top.
• How do ya spell CAT?
• Steal this tagline and I'll tie-dye your cat!
• Yo momma so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
• If buttered toast always lands butter-side up, and a cat always lands on its feet.
  What would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat?...
• It works better if you plug it in. Unless it's the cat.