3.0-3.9: Motion Comparable To Upset Stomach After Bad Burrito.

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3.0-3.9: Motion comparable to upset stomach after bad burrito.
Freeways impassable.
4.0-4.9: Slight fizz noticed in refrigerated mineral water.
Freeways impassable.
5.0-5.9: Wine racks upset. Freeways impassable.
6.0: Difficult to jog. White caps in hot tubs.
Freeways impassable.
7.0: U-storage facilities collapse. Tsunamis in waterbeds. Small
cars upset. Freeways impassable.
7.9: RVs overturned. Suction-cups Garfields jarred off car windows.
Freeways impassable.
8.0: Malls evacuated. Hackers notice movement.
Freeways beginning to clear.
8.9: Jack-in-the-Box restaurants close. Freeways clear.
-- The Official Santa Clara County Richter Scale

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