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• If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying.
  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did....
• IF A KID ASKS YOU where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying.
  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did....
• If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying.
  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did....
• To tell....alas, I may not be original, but I found something to post.
• I'll put down five....or so....that *I* think are cute! Hope you enjoy!
• Old robot: What are ye doing? Bender: We're whaling on the original were-car, which is you, you jerk.
  Old robot: Ye think me be he? Bender: Si. Old robot: Nee. I mean, no....
• I think, therefore I... shoot, was I saying something?
• I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
  I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....
• I like to pick up hitchikers and say things like...
  Sooo, how far did you THINK you were going anyway?...