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• If it wasn't so warm out today, it would be cooler.
• Beware of that person who is slow to anger. For when it is long in coming, it stays longer and is warmer and dies not so easily.
  Abused patience is a very strong fuel for a fire not easily put out by any known means....
• Be strange... it's cool out there.
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#8) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
  Question 8: If you could meet Bill Gates for one minute, what would you say to him?...
• She's so ugly that not even the tide would take her out.
• A girl - cool? What's so cool about a girl?" -- Simon, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana